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Original: 1/10/2008 12:52 PM
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Wii've got Brant!!!

 This is so cool!  I have Brant Hansen, yes, THE Brant Hansen of Kamp Krusty fame, now living and active on my Wii.  Here he is:





It may not be obvious, but Brantster's favorite color is pink.  Also, he's really not very good at sports.  My seven-year-old son, Samuel, has beaten the stuffing out of him at golf.  And bowling.  And tennis.  And baseball.  And, of course, boxing.  I have gotten in on the fun a bit, but mostly I leave the fun to Sam.  Besides, Sam beats the stuffing out of me regularly, too.

You may be asking yourself who that is sneakin' up on ol' Brantster.  Well, that's an even bigger surprise:




Yep, that's right.  We got the Jesus.  Right there on the Wii.  Needless to say, He wins every time.  I mostly wanted Him on the Wii for the team sports, like baseball and tennis.  You get Him on your team, and the win is virtually guaranteed (and I do mean virtually).
 
 And who is that, standing right in front of the Master, in his pink shirt, probably praying for some more athletic ability?  Yep,  It's Brantster.  Way to go, big fella, your humility inspires us all.

Am I gonna lose some of my heavenly crowns over this one?
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You are not a Christian. I can't start a home church with you. I've decided to start one with Corrie.
Posted 1/10/2008 10:12 PM by pattracks - reply

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I completely understand. But you are really missing out. Think about the great, Christ-centered Wii parties we can have. I mean, Jesus is not just present in Spirit at our meetings, He is actually playing second base!

Think of the power of that! I mean, you invite your friends to a party, and Jesus shows up! Who could resist that?

Besides, if it reaches just one (virtual) person...
Posted 1/10/2008 11:28 PM by chrispoor - reply

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SWEET! I mean....uh...when does this party take place? ;P
thats hilarious Chris...
Posted 1/14/2008 5:41 PM by Only_finite - reply

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That's not Jesus.  It's Dan Fogelberg.

Posted 1/18/2008 9:11 AM by branthansen - reply

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OK, Brantster - now you need to tell us why you are digitally bowing down to Dan Fogelberg. Is he your hero?
Posted 1/18/2008 10:12 AM by chrispoor - reply

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Oh, and I maintain that it IS in fact Jesus. I copied the face from his senior picture in the front of my Grandma's Bible.
Posted 1/18/2008 10:13 AM by chrispoor - reply


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